In this show thread I will share you fun and joy by adding some pretty jokes, at least to laugh and to change the routine of browsing the web
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So, please try to submit a joke whatever is it

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After one of the machines at work suddenly went on the fritz, our boss called the repair service and asked to speak to the manager, Ahmed. "Hello, Ed speaking. How can I help you?" said the guy who answered the phone.


"Sorry," said my boss. "I was looking for Ahmed."

"This is Ahmed," came the reply. "How can I help you?" 

"I thought you said your name was Ed?" asked my boss. 

"It is. But whenever I say 'Ahmed,' people think I'm saying 'I'm Ed.' So I figured it's easier just to be Ed 

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five surgeons
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable 

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blood test
Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly. 
2nd Child: Why are you crying? 

1st Child: I came here for a blood test. 

2nd Child: So? Are you afraid? 

1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger. 

At this, the second one started crying profusely. 

The first one was astonished. 

1st Child: Why are you crying now? 

2nd Child: I came for a saliva test